Tuesday, December 01, 2009

In a Dealership near you


The New GM (Government Motors)

Proudly Introduces,

The 2010 Obama.

This car runs on hot air, bull-shit and broken promises.

It has three wheels that speed the vehicle through tight left turns.

It comes complete with two Tele Prompters programmed to help the occupants talk their way out of any violations.

The transparent canopy reveals the plastic smiles still on the faces of all the happy owners.

Comes in S, M, L, XL and 2XL

It won't get you to work, but hey, there aren't any jobs anyway!


H/T Matt in TN

3 comments:

  1. Buy one? I wouldn't even accept one as a Chicago bribe.

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  2. It looks like a plastic tit on a wireless mouse.

    About as useful as one also.

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  3. Looks like those dual teleprompters could work as solar panels on sunny days and wind turbines on windy days!

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