Wednesday, December 12, 2007

Offended Muslim Syndrome & Self-Help Support Groups

In my unending search for aid for the Offended Muslims of the world I was pointed in a direction that may help in this area. I understand that the religion of peace obviously brings the Offended Muslims no peace at all. Muslims tend to be all type "A" personalities. This is a problem in itself making 99% of you miserable.

Here is an example of what is going on;

The typical case involved a visitor from Egypt to Brooklyn, NY, who was offended by the sight of a cumulus cloud over Atlantic Avenue in the shape of the Arabic letter "A." By organizing protests and putting pressure on mass media, a network of Muslim groups and charities succeeded in forcing a Brooklyn judge to award the offended man $150,000 in damages, to be paid by the National Meteorological Agency. The Agency is the government body the Muslim groups deemed most responsible for regulating the proper distribution of water molecules over the New York metropolitan area.

Studies conducted by mental health professionals have shown that Muslim men and women are often offended by the most unexpected items, including baby rattles, Studies conducted by mental health professionals have shown that Muslim men and hummingbirds, home appliances, or geographical maps with polar ice caps. On the top ten list of the most offensive things are rectal thermometers and the word "allometric," which many consider an underhanded insult to Allah.

Does this sound like a religion of peace? Wandering around looking for ways of being offended over here. Why then don't you go back to the 7th century wastelands you came from.

This is just a sample of the problem and how to "Get Over It".

This can be found here.

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