Saturday, January 31, 2015

Positive Attitude



Late Monday morning, the grizzled fighter pilot finally regained consciousness.

He  found himself in agonizing pain in the base hospital’s ICU, with tubes up every
fundamental orifice, wires monitoring every function and a gorgeous nurse
hovering over him.

He remembered he'd been in a, no shit, serious flying accident Saturday.

The nurse gave the fighter pilot a serious, deep look straight into the eyes, and he heard her slowly say, “You may not feel anything from the
waist down.”

Somehow he managed to mumble in reply, “Can I feel your tits, then?”

AND THAT, MY FRIENDS, IS A POSITIVE ATTITUDE!


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Where are the Photo credits?

I find most the images uncredited on random sites, but I will add credits if someone lets me know who the has the rights to the image.

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