|Kim Jong Il teapot and urn.|
I'll take a shot at it anyway.
My prayer for the recently dead:
Holdest accountable, we beseech Thee, O Lord,
for the soul of Thy dictator Kim Jong Il,
That being raised in the glory of the resurrection,
He may be burned among all other dictators,
in perdition's flames, for all eternity.
Through Christ our Lord.