Wednesday, June 15, 2011

Bass Pro Shop Salesman



A woman goes into Bass  Pro Shop to buy a rod and reel for her grandson's birthday.  She doesn't know which one to get so she just grabs one and  goes over to the counter.

A Bass Pro Shop associate  is standing there wearing dark shades. She says, "Excuse me,  sir. Can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?" He says, "Ma'am, I'm completely blind; but if you'll drop it on the counter, I can tell you everything from the  sound it makes." She doesn't believe him but drops  it on the counter anyway. He says, "That's a  six-foot Shakespeare graphite rod with a Zebco 404 reel and  10-LB. test line. It's a good all-around combination and it's on sale this week for only $20.00." She says,  "It's amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound  of it dropping on the counter. I'll take it!" As she opens her purse, her credit card drops on the floor. "Oh,  that sounds like a Master Card," he says. She bends  down to pick it up and accidentally farts. At first she is  really embarrassed, but then realizes there is no way the blind clerk could tell it was she who tooted. Being blind,  he wouldn't know that she was the only person around.

The man rings up the sale and says, "That'll be  $34.50 please." The woman is totally confused by  this and asks, "Didn't you tell me the rod and reel were on  sale for $20.00? How did you get $34.50?" He  replies, "Yes, Ma'am. The rod and reel is $20.00, but the  Duck Call is $11.00 and the Bear Repellent is $3.50."

4 comments:

  1. Damn expensive duck call! Hilarious Admiral...

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  2. That makes perfect sense to me.

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