Monday, March 30, 2009

Lunch, Chairs & A Woman

Remember to wash the giant constrictor snake before it has its dinner.






"That" is one hell of a chair.





After that last picture we need a real or fake moment.

That is all.

17 comments:

  1. That 2nd one is just disturbing.

    The 3rd one helps take my mind off of the 2nd.

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  2. Whoa...
    He better have a long dick to make it through all those layers...

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  3. that chair is in the Guinness Book isn't it??? If it isn't it should be!!! LOL

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  4. The first pic makes you feel grateful for not living in the Amazon, the second one makes you feel good about your own weight, and the third makes me self-conscious. And she looks like Paris Hilton (or should I say "it"?).

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  5. There is not enough therapy or enough medication to heal the permanent emotional scars I've incurred after viewing that second picture. Now I'm going to have to apply for disability benefits and live off the taxpayers for the rest of my life so I can heal myself by eating cheese burgers and drinking Corona's.

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  6. That second pic is obviously photoshopped. There ain't that much ass in all of the USA, even including St. Louis.

    I checked the UN's 2007International Minority Ass Inventory Assessment Report and we'd have to throw in Brazil, Argentina and South Africa to amass that much ass.

    The young man in a seemingly hopeless condition on the chair is actually an internationally recognized Ass Master; his professional name is Bringyo Butt. He has done some amazing work and has trapped and tamed wild ass all over the world.

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  7. You forgot the eye/brain bleach warning for #2. For the last one I will say fake.

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  8. Ouch... brain scrub over here for #2 please... And yeah, #3 is fake...

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  9. Foolish, Fatass and Fake. I like my triad better...

    :o)>

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  10. Number 2: Son, that, there is a quality chair.

    Look at the "Load Bearing" capacity. They don't make chairs like that in China.

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  11. the first one..
    makes me cringe.. what is the mother thinking????


    the second one: Im with elm.. makes me feel good about my bod! "for Gods sake, eat some fruit instead!!"

    the third one.. fake boobies or the whole shebang??

    not sure on the boobies.. fake maybe.. if we could see a vid of her jumping up and down, then if they dont move, fake for sure.

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  12. sig.. thats ghetto booty in the second pic.. if you can stand a coke tin on it you got a getto booty. I think its real.
    my eyeballs need to be bleached now but, im not the only one on here.

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  13. "for Gods sake, eat some fruit instead!!" that wasnt aimed at you elm!

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  14. equally, if we could see a pic of her laying down, in number three not two for petes sake I dont think I could stand the visual on that one, if number two laid down but the thing is, if the boobs lay down with you, real.

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  15. equally, if we could see a pic of her laying down, in number three not two for petes sake I dont think I could stand the visual on that one, if number two laid down but the thing is, if the boobs lay down with you, real.

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  16. In the 2nd pic, her legs look like tree stumps. Damn, that's scary!

    I feel sooooo sorry for that chair!

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  17. I feel sooooo sorry for that guy's danglies...

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