I started to watch the One and his address to Al-Qongress. I just could not take the Media and their slobbering all over his much anticipated headlong run into the Pit Of Despair known as Socialism.
Just watching the orgasmic Pre-Lie-Fest warm up almost put me into a diabetic coma. I had to crawl into the kitchen and drink a gallon and a half of orange juice before I had the strength to turn off the Obama Lie Box (TV set) and end Katie Couric's twaddle about how great this was going to be. This girl has some well fed thighs. No wonder she hated Sarah Palin so much.
I figured I would save myself the hassle of listening to more of his lies.
So at this time, I choose to play the Chuck Norris Card. By playing this card everyone loses except Chuck Norris.
Since he won, he can restart by doing things the right way. Bitch slapping most everyone in the Al-Qongress is the best start I could imagine.
I actually tried to read the transcript of the speach but I FAILED!!
I got about this far:
But while our economy may be weakened and our confidence shaken, though we are living through difficult and uncertain times, tonight I want every American to know this: We will rebuild, we will recover, and the United States of America will emerge stronger than before. SOURCEAnd that was it for me.