"You can ignore reality, but you can't ignore the consequences of ignoring reality." ~Ayn Rand.
Law Enforcement Officers line up to buy tickets for the 2009 New Woodstock TaserFest. For $69.99 a day, cops can enjoy the exciting sport of tasering, beating, capstuning and otherwise pounding dirty hippies at the exact same location where it all began in 1969. The price of admission includes a full box of assorted donuts as well as many games and activities such as:1) the Tazed Hippie Twitch2) Let's Make You Squeal3) The Wheel of Torture4) The Price Is Worse Than You Ever Imagined5) The Beating Game6) Concentration (camp)7) I've Got A Concussion8) Tic Tac OHHHHHHHHH GOD PLEASE STOP!!9) What's My Crime10) Beat The Snot
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