Thursday, November 20, 2008

I am a Jaguar Fan but these are funny.

Q: What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?

A: The Jacksonville Jaguars



Q: What do the Jacksonville Jaguars and the Pope have in common?

A: They both can make 70,000 people (55,000 next Sunday) stand up and
yell 'Jesus Christ.'



Q: How do you keep a Jacksonville Jaguar out of your yard?

A: Put up goal posts.



Q: Where do you go in Jacksonville in case of a tornado?

A: To the Municipal stadium -you never see a touchdown there.



Q: What do you call a Jacksonville Jaguar with a Super Bowl ring?

A: A thief.



Q: What's the difference between the Jaguars and a dollar bill?

A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.



Q: How many Jaguars does it take to win a Super Bowl?

A: Nobody knows and we may never find out.



Q: What do the Jacksonville Jaguars and possums have in common?

A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road



Jacksonville Jaguars' football practice was delayed nearly two hours
this morning after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery
substance on the practice field. Head coach Del Rio immediately
suspended practice while police and federal agents were called to
investigate.

After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the
white substance, unknown to the players, was the goal line.

Practice was resumed after special agents decided the team was unlikely
to encounter the substance again.

2 comments:

  1. Pard that was a little bit Brutal

    but funny

    ReplyDelete
  2. Thanks I needed a laugh

    ReplyDelete

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