Friday, December 28, 2007

An Early Happy New Year to All

We are heading out of town so I will catch up with you all later on or around the 2nd Of 2008.

The Incredible and the Irononical

Wyatt over at Support Your Local Gunfighter turned 150,00 today, Hits that is.
That is the Incredible part.
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He does so with facts, humor and a dose of snarkyness. May his success be long and enduring.

Now
for the Ironic part; my 2000th hit was by someone looking for a Colonmate Testimonial.

I blogged about it here.
The proof;




An industrial sized box of Ex-Lax would be a great colonmate. You know how it works so you don't have to look it on the web and have some bastard find it and blog about it.

It may not be much of a start but it is a start. The start of what I don't know yet.

Maybe I should take The Count's advice and throw up some stuff about midget porn or something else along those lines.

Note: Irononical is not a word; I know this but it sounded good beside of Incredible.

Thursday, December 27, 2007

Louis, Louis, Louis. Nation of islam minister back in Court

Louis Farrakhan AKA Louis Eugene Walcott
Goes Back to Court;
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Does sound like a Dr Seuss book to you?

Here goes;

HAMMOND, Ind. (AP) - A federal judge has ordered Nation of Islam Minister Louis Farrakhan to appear in court to explain why payments to his son are not considered income.

A Gary couple are seeking to collect $350,000 from Farrakhan's 48-year-old son, who lost a lawsuit after crashing his father's Hummer into their car in 2003 and leaving the scene.


*A Hummer, his Dad's too. I bet when a Hummer hits you vehicle it is going to be bad.

Nasir Farrakhan has yet to pay any of the punitive damages awarded to Charles and Gladys Peterson, though they received $464,000 for their medical expenses from his insurance company.


*Does this surprise anyone? Now for the excuses.

The younger Farrakhan has said he cannot pay because he has no income, has never been employed and has no checking account or savings. He argues the $1,400 in cash he receives from his father each month is legally considered charity, even though Nasir Farrakhan has acted as head of the minister's 20-man security force for many years.

A 20-man security force? In America does he need this much security? If I remember correctly he had something to do with the death of Malcolm X. I guess he feels, vulnerable?

U.S. District Magistrate Andrew Rodovich on Dec. 11 ordered Louis Farrakhan and a financial representative of the Nation of Islam to appear in court in Hammond on Jan. 24 to answer questions from the Petersons' lawyers.

The couple's attorney, Michael Back, said the money Nasir Farrakhan is receiving from the Nation of Islam is income and can be garnished.

"We will continue to pursue this through every avenue possible to ensure the Petersons are paid every penny they are owed,'' Back said.

A telephone message seeking comment was left Wednesday by The Associated Press at the office of Abdul Arif Muhammad, who is listed in court papers as Louis Farrakhan's attorney.

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Wednesday December 26, 2007 6:16 PM (Source)

Wednesday, December 26, 2007

How Out Of Date Are You?

I am poorly out of date, But my Daughter is fairly there. She was born on 2001. I got to pick the first name

Try and see how you fare.

H/T Absolute Moral Authority & TigerHawk

Sunday, December 23, 2007

Thursday, December 20, 2007

These are three of my all time favorite movie scenes

UPDATE: I saw this on BiW's blog too. I don't know who started it.

SoHos started this and I enjoyed it.


From Willow.


From We Were Soldiers.


From We Were Soldiers (A tie)


From Tombstone.

The reunion of the Brothers.


What are yours?

A Christmas Meme



1) Link to the person that tagged you (SoHos, Mrs. Grim & Aprilwine) ( I lifted Mrs. Grim's Christmas picture too.) and post the rules on your blog.

(These are the rules).

2) Share Christmas facts about yourself.

3) Tag 7 random people at the end of your post, and include links to their blogs.

4) Let each person know that they have been tagged by leaving a comment on their blog.

Here goes:

1. Wrapping or gift bags? Wrap, I can't get a bag to look good enough.

2. Real or artificial tree? Artificial; Lots of live critters on them in Florida. It was 80 degrees here when we would have picked one out.

3. When do you put up the tree? Last week end in November.

4. When do you take the tree down? 1st weekend in January.

5. Do you like eggnog? No.

6. Favorite gift received as a child? A Ready Ranger mobile field pack.
(My Dad hated this thing with a passion and he had to buy one for my brother too.)

7. Do you have a nativity scene? Yes; But DD wanted the small town display this year.

8. Worst Christmas gift you ever received? Soap on a rope.

9. Mail or email Christmas cards? Mailed and Done.

10. Favorite Christmas movie? A Wonderful Life

11. When do you start shopping for Christmas? December 15th

12. Favorite thing to eat at Christmas? Cookies.

13. Clear lights or colored? Clear-White

14. Favorite Christmas song? Upon a Midnight Clear

15. Travel at Christmas or stay at home? Home

16. Can you name all of Santas reindeer? Yes

17. Angel or star on the top of your tree? Angel

18. Open your presents Christmas Eve or Christmas morning? Christmas morning.

19. Most annoying thing about this time of year? Traffic and bad tempers

20. What do you leave for Santa? Cookies and milk.

21. Least favorite holiday song? Christmas by Cletus T. Judd.

22. Do you decorate your tree with any specific theme or color? No. It is all good.

23. Favorite ornament? DD's Baby Boots.

I am tagging; I have no one else on my blog roll who would do this and I don't like to re-nominate. Maybe the next Meme.

December 20, 2007

Money; I need it.


My blog is worth $7,903.56.
How much is your blog worth?



I am a pimple on the ass of a behemoth.

Wednesday, December 19, 2007

The title of His post says it all

Fyremandoug's has managed to find this jewel of a video that was absolutely hilarious. It is called OH OH.

He also has one about Merry Christmas.

He gets a ribbon for these!

Tuesday, December 18, 2007

New Jersey

Anyone care to take a guess why this is a bad idea? Jon Corizine is going to make life in New Jersey harder that it already is.

It is my hope that all the murdering thugs run as fast as they can from Florida to New Jersey and do their killing rampages there so they will not have to be put to death when they are caught and convicted.

TRENTON, N.J. — Marilyn Flax has never been involved in political campaigns.

That changed Monday, when New Jersey Gov. Jon S. Corzine signed a law making New Jersey the first state to abolish the death penalty in more than 40 years.

Flax, whose husband was abducted and murdered in 1989, vowed to work against Corzine and state lawmakers who voted last week to abolish the death penalty.

"I will make sure my voice is used and they are not re-elected again," she said.

John Martini Sr., the man who killed Flax's husband, was among the eight men on New Jersey's death row until Corzine commuted their sentences to life in prison without parole — an attempt to ensure they cannot win an appeal and gain release with the elimination of the death penalty.

N.J. Gov. Jon S. Corzine glances down at a bill he just signed which replaces the state's death penalty with life in prison without any possibility of parole Monday, Dec. 17, 2007 at the State House in Trenton, N.J. The bipartisan bill was passed in the state senate and assembly last week. (AP Photo/MJ Schear)

New Jersey the Sequel

With no Death Penalty in New Jersey what have they got to lose?



ELIZABETH, N.J. — Two jail inmates used photos of bikini-clad women to hide holes they used to escape and left behind a thank-you note,signed with a smiley face, for a guard they claimed helped them, officials said Monday. Jose Espinosa, 20, and Otis Blunt, 32, squeezed through the openings sometime before dawn Saturday in a high-security unit of the Union County jail, jumped onto a rooftop below, and made it over a 25-foot-high fence topped with razor wire, authorities said. Authorities withheld the name of the officer the inmates said was involved.



The note, found in Espinosa's cell, read, "Thank you Officer ... for the tools needed. You're a real pal. Happy holidays." Authorities are investigating the claims. The guard named in the note has not yet turned in a report, and disciplinary action has not been taken against any guard, said county prosecutor Theodore J. Romankow

said, whose office is overseeing the escape investigation. (Source.)







In a undated photo provided by the Union County, N.J., Prosecutor's Office, Otis Blunt, 32, of Toms River, N.J., is seen. Authorities are reviewing security at the Union County Jail as the hunt continues for Blunt and fellow inmate Jose Espinosa, 20, of Elizabeth, N.J. who made a brazen escape Saturday, Dec. 15, 2007, from what was supposed to be the most secure area of the facility, according to Union County Prosecutor Theodore J. Romankow.









In a undated photo provided by the Union County, N.J., Prosecutor's Office, Jose Espinosa, 20, of Elizabeth, N.J., is seen. Authorities are reviewing security at the Union County Jail as the hunt continues for Espinosa and fellow inmate Otis Blunt, 32, of Toms River, N.J., who made a brazen escape Saturday, Dec. 15, 2007, from what was supposed to be the most secure area of the facility, according to Union County Prosecutor Theodore J. Romankow.

Sunday, December 16, 2007

Friday, December 14, 2007

Wednesday, December 12, 2007

It was bound to happen sooner or later.

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Looking for payday loan?

Offended Muslim Syndrome & Self-Help Support Groups

In my unending search for aid for the Offended Muslims of the world I was pointed in a direction that may help in this area. I understand that the religion of peace obviously brings the Offended Muslims no peace at all. Muslims tend to be all type "A" personalities. This is a problem in itself making 99% of you miserable.

Here is an example of what is going on;

The typical case involved a visitor from Egypt to Brooklyn, NY, who was offended by the sight of a cumulus cloud over Atlantic Avenue in the shape of the Arabic letter "A." By organizing protests and putting pressure on mass media, a network of Muslim groups and charities succeeded in forcing a Brooklyn judge to award the offended man $150,000 in damages, to be paid by the National Meteorological Agency. The Agency is the government body the Muslim groups deemed most responsible for regulating the proper distribution of water molecules over the New York metropolitan area.

Studies conducted by mental health professionals have shown that Muslim men and women are often offended by the most unexpected items, including baby rattles, Studies conducted by mental health professionals have shown that Muslim men and hummingbirds, home appliances, or geographical maps with polar ice caps. On the top ten list of the most offensive things are rectal thermometers and the word "allometric," which many consider an underhanded insult to Allah.

Does this sound like a religion of peace? Wandering around looking for ways of being offended over here. Why then don't you go back to the 7th century wastelands you came from.

This is just a sample of the problem and how to "Get Over It".

This can be found here.

Monday, December 10, 2007

Meme

The rules are for each question type your answer into Google Image Search. Pick one image from the 1st page results.

(H/T AprilWine)

(H/T SoHos)


Age you will be on next Birthday


Place you’d like to travel

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Cliffs of Moher Ireland



Favorite Place

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Gatlinburg TN


Favorite Objects

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Ruger Super Blackhawk


Favorite Food

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5 Guys Hamburgers


Favorite Colors

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Nickname

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Place where you were born

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Where

Where icicles come from

I think Rudolph is a bad example for Santa.

Saturday, December 08, 2007

Van Halen 3:16

A little something for RT and her new Baby.

It may not quite her taste in music but it looks like it would be fun to play and it sounds good (at least to me).

Saturday Entertainment for the masses

It is called Reindeer Arm Wrestling.


H/T Mark C

Friday, December 07, 2007

Remember December 7th.

And what was lost.

Click graphic to embiggen.

And what the result was.

I probably should not do this

I tried it and it was just about silly enough to post on my blog.

I know I should not but I think I will.

Here it is OMG

I read about this while perusing Wyatt's blog.

An Early Merry Christmas to all.

Thursday, December 06, 2007

And the Answers are

Well I guess it was way too easy;

    • BlackisWhite
    • British Bird
    • Becky
    • Mrs Grim

Sorry guys.
    • Count
    • SoHoS
    • FyreManDoug


1. I spent eight years in the U.S. Airforce as an aircraft mechanic.
  • True; It was time of my life. Lackland AFB TX, Sheppard AFB TX, Homestead AFB Fl 80-81, RAF ALconbury 81-83, Williams AFB AZ 83- 88.

2. I have been to six different countries.
  • True: England, Germany, India, Bermuda, Grand Cayman, and Mexico.

3. Florida is not the state where I was born.
  • True; I was born in Indianapolis Indiana.

4. I collect books about Military Combat.
  • True: I have a ton of books about warfare.


5. I have four aquariums. I am an aquarium nut.
  • True: A 55 gallon, 29 Gallon, 20 Gallon, and a 5 Gallon Quarantine tank.


6. I married a brunette.
  • True: And I love her so.


7. I play the Violin.
  • Not True: My Wife plays the hell out of it. She was in the Metro Pops Orchestra in Phoenix.

Wednesday, December 05, 2007

Which statement is not true?

To see how this is done you may follow the links bellow to find out how some others did:

AprilWine

The Count

SoHoS

FyreManDoug I guessed this one correctly.

Blackiswhite




This was a lot harder that I expected.

Here goes;

1. I spent eight years in the U.S. Airforce as an aircraft mechanic.

2. I have been to six different countries.

3. Florida is not the state where I was born.

4. I collect books about Military Combat.

5. I have four aquariums.

6. I married a brunette.

7. I play the Violin.

Tuesday, December 04, 2007

Silly Junk Email of the week: Colonmate

Is this for real?

I do not remember what I had last Tuesday evening but my guess would be pizza with extra cheese.




No; I did not click on it. My digestive system is a finely honed machine.

Where are the Photo credits?

I find most the images uncredited on random sites, but I will add credits if someone lets me know who the has the rights to the image.

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