Losing Teeth

At this rate the tooth fairy will go broke.

Two today and for a total of 4 in the last two months.

I could only find one of them.

If I ever buy a Dodge again . . .

Somebody kick me in the Nads.

In Honor of our National Guest

Let's give him a swift kick in the ass and send this dictator on his way back to the sand factory.

I blew it!

23 Jags surprised me again. 14

WTF? Anybody want to take a stab at this?

I got this in an E-Mail.

Am I being called a monkey, dumb ass or a genius?


"Your overt animation transmitts communicatory signals of higher implitude than your verbase loquacity."

Thank you Mrs. Grim

For putting me on your Blogroll! (I am slow and still learning.)

Lefty finds a home in Atlanta

Will he be the replacement for "Dog Killin" Michael Vick?
(Source.)
Good luck to Byron Leftwich.

Hardly News Story of the day

State Bird: Mockingbird or Scrub Jay. (Source.)

What a pile of steaming dog squeeze;

Scrub Jay kills a Mockingbird. (Source.)


Photos by the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service and Bureau of Land Management

I know, let's start a NBA team called the Flori-Duh Scrub Jays; the team motto could be "They will slay ya".

And the Audubon Society wants this bird as the Flori-Duh state bird?

Iron Man

H/T to Wyatt at SYLG.

Disgruntled Wednesday

Things I can't understand or believe (In no particular order).

• NBA - All of it. (O. J. should have been a basketball player.)

• O. J. (Thug of Thugs) Simpson - Will the Juice get squeezed in Vegas?

• Jacksonville Energy Authority (JEA) - Raise rates about 30% and then we do not even have a hurricane; just a rain making tropical depression and boom; power is out with minor power outages all over Jacksonville. Then they have the audacity to say "Your rates are the lowest in the state". Clue for JEA; they are not the lowest anymore.

• Mayor of Jacksonville John Peyton - This politician is absolutely "FEE" crazy.

• The (Green) Governor of Florida Charlie Crist - He is a flake that has bought into the global warming hoax. He has been a real do nothing type but hey; it has only been 9 months or so.

• The whole "No Snitches" T-Shirt thing - In my opinion "Thugs sticking together for thugs". Grow some "nads" and help the Police Department out. The ass they save may be your own.

What about those Texans?

2-0. The Houston Texans took it to the Carolina Panthers yesterday.

That WHIMPER you may be hearing is what "big cats" sound like after
playing and losing to Houston TWO TIMES last year.

SLGF said it best; "WTF".

Iron Man

It is tough for me to imagine Robert Downey Jr. as Tony Stark (Iron Man).

It is tough for me to imagine O.J. Simpson as human too. (That may be in another post.)

He has the old comic book Tony Stark look so it maybe a go.

Samuel L. Jackson should make one kick-ass Nick Fury too.

• Robert Downey Jr. as IronMan?

• Terrence Howard as Jim Rhodes.
  
• Samuel L. Jackson as Nick Fury?
• Jeff Bridges as Obidiah Stane.
  

(Source.)

Daryl Holton Executed

Daryl Holton was executed in the electric chair early this morning.
(Source.)

Justice was Served.

Motivation.

Shoot for it.

You just might get there or hit it.

Still missing the View

Missing

Still

The Jags

The Jags proved that last year is not this year.
I must say that the Titans came to play ball. The Jags had a lot of hype but was handed a black eye on the home opener.

It will take until Thursday before I can look at their schedule.

Depressed / Elated

Usually when walking through Wal-Mart I head strait to the guys clothes and seek out the clearance rack. Today was no exception.

I found the desired spot. I thought I hit the jack-pot because it was loaded with cargo shorts. But something was very wrong now. All the clothes on the racks were size 42, 44, 46 & 48 and marked as $4.50, $5.00 and $7.00. The depressing part comes in when I look on the other rack (not clearance) and see a size 38 (same style shorts) for $14.88.

The depression part is because I am a cheap bastard and when I am just hanging out, I like comfy, loose and cheap cargo shorts. There were none to be found on the clearance rack.

The elation part was losing 26 lbs and 4 inches off the waist line. All my cargo shorts look silly now because they free fall down around my ankles when I do not put on my belt.

Now; I must read all the blogs that I missed due to a busy weekend.

Oversight Board: Be Original

Instead of doing Top Tens; Try "Top 17";
Whoosh;
it is done.

Here are my Top 17 Girl Names.

• Patricia
• Victoria
• Frances
• Amy
• Amber
• Elizabeth (Lisa)
• Marie
• Amanda
• Susan
• Rachel
• Rebecca
• Catherine
• Emma
• Jane
• Natalie
• Jennifer
• Penelope

Tony Roach Executed

Justice was served.


The story by al- Reuters.
(Source.)

Top Ten:

Girl Names:

• Patricia
• Victoria
• Amber
• Elizabeth (Lisa)
• Marie
• Susan
• Rebecca
  
• Emma
• Natalie
• Penelope

That sums it up.

Dames Point Bridge.

Dames Point Bridge AKA Napoleon Bonaparte Broward Bridge.

Shortly after 2 p.m., fishermen on the north side of the St. Johns River at the bridge called the Jacksonville Sheriff's Office to say that they had seen a man fall from the bridge into the river, Lt. Robert Amy said.
(Source.)

Earlier this year a woman survived a crash and fall from the same bridge. (Source.)

I must admit I have never considered it even accidentally.

Motivation.