Friday, October 12, 2007

Humor

Just Fred


A cop stops a car for traveling faster than the posted
speed limit. He asks the man his name.

"Fred," he replies.

"Fred what?" the officer asks.

"Just Fred," the man responds.

The officer is in a good mood, doesn't smell alcohol,
and thinks he might just give the fellow a break and
write him out a warning instead of a ticket. So the
officer then presses him for the last name. The man
tells him that he used to have a last name but lost it.
The officer thinks that he has a nut case on his hands
but plays along with it.

"Tell me, Fred, how did you lose your last name?"

The man replies, "It's a long story, so stay with me."

"I was born Fred Dingaling. I know -- a funny last name.
The kids used to tease me all the time. So I stayed to
myself, studied hard, and got good grades. When I got
older I realized that I wanted to be a doctor. I went
through college, medical school, internship, residency,
and finally got my degree, so I was Fred Dingaling, MD.

"After a while I got bored being a doctor, so I decided
to go back to school. Dentistry was my dream! Got all the
way through school, got my degree, so then I was Fred
Dingaling, MD, DDS.

"Got bored doing dentistry, so I started fooling around
with my assistant and she gave me VD. So now I was Fred
Dingaling, MD, DDS, with VD. Well, the ADA found out about
the VD, so they took away my DDS. Then I was Fred Dingaling,
MD with VD. Then the AMA found out about the ADA taking away
my DDS because of the VD, so they took away my MD leaving
me as Fred Dingaling with VD. Then the VD took away my
Dingaling, so now I'm just Fred."

The officer walked away in tears, laughing.

[ Thanks Mark C. ]

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